1 00:00:37,620 --> 00:00:39,540 Lasers. How original. 2 00:01:13,610 --> 00:01:17,200 Identity confirmed: Menken-comma-Donald. 3 00:01:22,450 --> 00:01:26,120 Trust me, kid. You don't want no part of this. 4 00:01:26,290 --> 00:01:27,620 Wow. Sorry. 5 00:01:27,790 --> 00:01:29,710 I had no idea Tombstone was bidding. 6 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:31,920 No harm, no foul, kitten. 7 00:01:32,090 --> 00:01:35,630 But this little chew toy is strictly for the big dogs. 8 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:39,340 So scat, Cat. 9 00:01:49,900 --> 00:01:53,440 Now, gentlemen, shall we get down to business? 10 00:02:57,090 --> 00:02:58,840 Our final bidder should arrive soon. 11 00:02:59,010 --> 00:03:00,510 Wait a minute, Menken. 12 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:03,050 You said this was a closed auction. 13 00:03:03,220 --> 00:03:06,100 Nothing's closed to Silvio Manfredi's daughter. 14 00:03:06,260 --> 00:03:08,730 You should know that by now, Hamster. 15 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:14,560 Little Sable, all grown up. 16 00:03:14,730 --> 00:03:17,940 -A girl grows up fast in this company. -Yeah. 17 00:03:18,110 --> 00:03:20,780 Welcome to the freak show. 18 00:03:20,990 --> 00:03:24,120 Gentlemen and lady, do you know why we're here? 19 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:26,280 Shall we open the bidding at 500,0007? 20 00:03:26,450 --> 00:03:29,540 It'll make such a nice homecoming gift for my father. 21 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,330 -Six hundred. -Seven hundred. 22 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:32,750 Eight hundred. 23 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:33,960 -Nine hundred. -A mil! 24 00:03:34,130 --> 00:03:35,670 -One-point-five. -Two. 25 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:39,460 -Two million dollars and one cent! -Fifty million. 26 00:03:39,630 --> 00:03:41,680 Why drag this out? 27 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:43,220 Mr. Kingsley, I'm afraid your bid exceeds... 28 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:45,680 ...the amount deposited in your bidding account. 29 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:48,060 In fact, it exceeds everyone's. 30 00:03:48,220 --> 00:03:51,140 I'll transfer the balance when the bank opens in the morning. 31 00:03:51,310 --> 00:03:52,480 -We'll do the same. -Yeah! 32 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:54,350 Then we'll resume tomorrow night. 33 00:03:57,770 --> 00:03:59,900 Someone needs to watch your back. 34 00:04:00,070 --> 00:04:02,610 That's why all our officers have partners in the field. 35 00:04:02,780 --> 00:04:05,870 For example, if Mr. Thompson and Mr. Parker shared a squad car-- 36 00:04:06,030 --> 00:04:07,780 Couldn't I have a police dog instead? 37 00:04:07,950 --> 00:04:09,830 You know, for the extra IQ points? 38 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:14,620 Wisecracks don't save lives, Pete. As I'm sure you know. 39 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:20,210 Sorry, Hobie. Hold that thought. 40 00:04:22,010 --> 00:04:24,680 Dude! Is that an OsCorp OzBerry? 41 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:27,350 GPS, Internet, holographic display. 42 00:04:27,510 --> 00:04:30,020 This is a prototype. It's not even on the market yet. 43 00:04:30,180 --> 00:04:31,640 Yeah, your dad gave it to me. 44 00:04:32,930 --> 00:04:35,600 To keep track of me, I guess. It's a mentor-mentee thing. 45 00:04:35,770 --> 00:04:40,030 -I never use it-- -It's cool, Pete. I'm used to it. 46 00:04:42,030 --> 00:04:46,240 -Petey! Italian or French? -Spanish, actually. 47 00:04:46,410 --> 00:04:48,240 -Next period. -Hello? 48 00:04:48,410 --> 00:04:49,910 For our dinner tonight? 49 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:52,330 Oh, man! 50 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:56,170 I promised Mr. Foswell I'd stop by the Bugle after school. 51 00:04:56,330 --> 00:05:01,250 But I'm sure I'll be done in time to pick you up, say, 7-ish? 52 00:05:01,420 --> 00:05:04,010 You'll be late. But if you actually show up this time... 53 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:05,880 ...I'll consider it a victory. 54 00:05:15,270 --> 00:05:18,150 No, no, no, and furthermore, no! 55 00:05:18,310 --> 00:05:23,070 But boss, Silvio "Silvermane" Manfredi is getting out of prison this month. 56 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:26,570 The auction's how he's taking his criminal empire back from the Big Man! 57 00:05:26,740 --> 00:05:28,990 Foswell, you've got Silvermane on the brain! 58 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:31,950 I'm not risking another dime on this crazy story. 59 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:37,170 Guy wins a Pulitzer for his Silvermane exposé 12 years ago... 60 00:05:37,330 --> 00:05:40,500 ...and all he's gotten since is lazy. 61 00:05:45,970 --> 00:05:48,680 Mr. Foswell? Couldn't help overhearing... 62 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:50,470 ...you know, at Jonah-volume. 63 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:53,270 You wanted some photos for your Silvermane-Big Man story? 64 00:05:53,850 --> 00:05:55,980 I'm not sure there is a story anymore. 65 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:58,480 I'm not sure there is one either. 66 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:00,810 But if the Big Man's involved, I want in. 67 00:06:02,610 --> 00:06:05,570 Maybe pictures would change the jolly one's mind. 68 00:06:13,660 --> 00:06:17,120 Hey, what gives? I wanna bid for my boss. 69 00:06:17,290 --> 00:06:19,250 I think not. Your mystery employer... 70 00:06:19,420 --> 00:06:21,750 ...withdrew all the money from his bidding account. 71 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:23,460 Beat it, small fry. 72 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:37,560 Hey, I know that guy. Or Spidey does anyway. 73 00:06:39,940 --> 00:06:42,110 Hey, Pete. Thanks for meeting me. 74 00:06:42,270 --> 00:06:45,030 Does everyone have a secret identity? 75 00:06:45,190 --> 00:06:47,610 I believe Mr. Kingsley's last bid was 50 million. 76 00:06:47,780 --> 00:06:50,860 -Fifty one million. -Fifty two. 77 00:06:51,030 --> 00:06:52,240 Fifty five. 78 00:06:53,490 --> 00:06:55,700 Patch planted a bug on Menken. 79 00:06:55,870 --> 00:07:00,120 That's great, Mr. Foswell. But why do we care? 80 00:07:00,290 --> 00:07:02,540 Silvio Manfredi ran this town... 81 00:07:02,710 --> 00:07:05,420 ...until the feds put him away and the Big Man took over. 82 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,130 But now that Silvermane's getting out... 83 00:07:08,300 --> 00:07:10,630 ...there'll be a gang war for control of the city. 84 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:13,720 Silvermane's old guard versus the Big Man's status quo... 85 00:07:13,890 --> 00:07:17,470 ...versus Doc Ock's new breed of weirdos in costumes. 86 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:20,480 -So, what are they all bidding on? -The keys to the city. 87 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:22,730 The specs to mass-produce an army... 88 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:25,520 ...of Rhino-armoured super-mercenaries. 89 00:07:25,690 --> 00:07:27,940 Starting to see why we care. 90 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:34,070 A hundred mil. Top that, princess. 91 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:36,910 -One twenty five. -One fifty! 92 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:39,080 Five hundred million. 93 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:41,410 I have 500 million dollars bid. 94 00:07:41,580 --> 00:07:43,960 Going once, twice... 95 00:07:44,750 --> 00:07:48,000 Sold to Roderick Kingsley. 96 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:52,630 Doesn't this Kingsley guy own a perfume company? 97 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:55,550 -How does he fit in? -Don't know. 98 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:57,850 Mr. Kingsley, you may claim the jump drive... 99 00:07:58,010 --> 00:08:01,020 ...with the specs in one hour at a Tribeca warehouse... 100 00:08:01,180 --> 00:08:03,940 ...116 Hudson Street. 101 00:08:04,100 --> 00:08:08,020 I should go now, score a prime-time spot to snap some pics. 102 00:08:08,190 --> 00:08:09,820 Okay, kid. But keep your distance. 103 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:13,070 I'm calling in the cops and don't want you caught in the crossfire. 104 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:48,820 Step out of the limo with your hands up! 105 00:08:48,980 --> 00:08:50,110 Well, that's a relief. 106 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,240 Maybe I'll make my date with Liz after all. 107 00:08:53,990 --> 00:08:55,780 Or not. 108 00:09:53,550 --> 00:09:55,840 Sable Manfredi? 109 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:58,760 Call me Silver Sable. 110 00:09:58,930 --> 00:10:02,140 Now, I believe you have something for my father? 111 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:05,270 We paid for this fair and... 112 00:10:32,290 --> 00:10:34,840 And all this time, I thought they called you Hammerhead... 113 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,550 -...because you had a thing for sharks. -Steel plated. 114 00:10:55,570 --> 00:10:58,570 I said it before and I'll say it again... 115 00:10:58,740 --> 00:11:01,700 ...don't mess with the big dogs. 116 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:05,410 -For me? You shouldn't have. -I didn't. 117 00:11:05,580 --> 00:11:07,540 Some things never change. 118 00:11:17,630 --> 00:11:19,010 Get me out of here! 119 00:11:33,650 --> 00:11:36,360 Not me! The box! 120 00:11:37,940 --> 00:11:40,490 Although I'm tempted to let you two take each other out-- 121 00:11:40,650 --> 00:11:42,570 And don't get me started on the entertainment value... 122 00:11:42,740 --> 00:11:44,660 ...of a kick-line of Rhinos at Radio City. 123 00:11:44,820 --> 00:11:47,790 --I'm thinking we keep this tech under wraps. 124 00:11:56,290 --> 00:11:59,300 At least Doc Ock decided not to play. 125 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:04,220 Indeed, I thought you'd want to know. 126 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:22,900 -Still using the same dirty tricks? -Oh, I have new ones too. 127 00:12:26,820 --> 00:12:29,240 You're good, princess. 128 00:12:29,410 --> 00:12:30,870 I had a good teacher. 129 00:12:33,790 --> 00:12:35,540 And that's why I broke up with you. 130 00:12:35,710 --> 00:12:38,460 I could never get anything through your thick skull! 131 00:12:38,630 --> 00:12:41,670 The way my skull remembers it, I dumped you! 132 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:43,630 Whoa, whoa. You two dated? 133 00:12:45,180 --> 00:12:47,550 He keeps getting in the way. 134 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:51,270 How about we partner up one last time to delete him from the equation. 135 00:12:51,430 --> 00:12:54,020 Finally, something we can agree on. 136 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:58,190 Whoa, Hammy, what did you see in her? 137 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:02,440 We had a lot in common. Like hating spiders. 138 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:11,870 So glad I could bring you two kids together. 139 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:16,670 -Empty? -Empty! 140 00:13:23,130 --> 00:13:26,220 -Kingsley! He tricked us. -He tricked you. 141 00:13:26,380 --> 00:13:28,760 Took the gizmo and handed you an empty box. 142 00:13:46,950 --> 00:13:49,120 Sorry, gotta swing! 143 00:13:51,660 --> 00:13:53,620 And there goes my story. 144 00:14:07,220 --> 00:14:08,720 Bait and switch. 145 00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:12,760 Sometimes the classics really are the best. 146 00:14:13,970 --> 00:14:16,480 -You! -The one and only. 147 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:20,270 And I plan on keeping it that way. 148 00:14:35,290 --> 00:14:37,580 Hate to horn in, but-- 149 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,250 Hey! 150 00:14:43,210 --> 00:14:45,800 I got the thing on the thing. What do I win? 151 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:49,430 -You. -I win me? That makes no sense. 152 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:54,810 I need the police. 153 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:59,890 -New York will belong to Silvermane! -To the Big Man! 154 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:04,320 Good. Let them hug it out. I've got bigger, uglier problems. 155 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:06,780 This is gonna hurt. 156 00:15:37,810 --> 00:15:39,480 Sorry about your ride, Hamster... 157 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,600 ...but you shouldn't have taken my drive. 158 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:50,320 My drive. I mean, the Big Man's drive. 159 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:55,450 No one's drive. No more Rhinos. 160 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:04,540 Don't you just hate being interrupted? 161 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:12,470 So, needle-nose, just to be clear, you want to destroy the specs too? 162 00:16:12,630 --> 00:16:15,260 Yeah. I don't need no competition. 163 00:16:16,140 --> 00:16:17,810 I know I'll regret this... 164 00:16:17,970 --> 00:16:20,680 ...but do you want to partner up to destroy it? 165 00:16:26,020 --> 00:16:31,150 Okay. But first, we get them down here. 166 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,120 Not big on subtle, huh? 167 00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:02,390 I want that drive. Get the point? 168 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:05,310 Look, if we're gonna work together, you gotta get better material. 169 00:17:33,670 --> 00:17:36,180 -Wow, they really have issues. -Yeah. 170 00:17:36,340 --> 00:17:39,300 -Wanna get in there? -Hey, I'm a professional pest. 171 00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:46,640 Nice one, partner. 172 00:17:46,810 --> 00:17:49,940 Sorry, I'm dismembering our partnership. 173 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:58,410 What? No high fives? No kumbayas? 174 00:17:58,570 --> 00:18:00,280 I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you! 175 00:18:02,410 --> 00:18:05,080 Daddy was so right to fire you. 176 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:08,620 That's what I get for taking pity on the boss's daughter. 177 00:18:44,580 --> 00:18:46,080 Missed again. 178 00:18:47,370 --> 00:18:50,000 Not aiming at you. 179 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:54,250 Man, tell me I did not just fall for a gag I once used on Shocker. 180 00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:28,750 Got the idea from Ms. Manfred.. 181 00:19:28,910 --> 00:19:32,330 Figured if it worked on me, it would work on mindless over there. 182 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,500 Good call. Thanks. 183 00:19:34,670 --> 00:19:37,880 Hey, never hurts to have someone watch your back. 184 00:19:38,050 --> 00:19:42,130 Leastways, that's what I tell my students. 185 00:19:45,260 --> 00:19:48,560 Those are some lucky students. 186 00:19:50,140 --> 00:19:52,810 I'm sorry, Mr. Kingsley. We gave you the merchandise. 187 00:19:52,980 --> 00:19:54,810 Securing it was your concern. 188 00:19:54,980 --> 00:19:57,110 No refunds. 189 00:19:59,150 --> 00:20:00,190 Yes. 190 00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:02,700 Everything went exactly as you planned. 191 00:20:02,860 --> 00:20:06,700 So no one knows you gave Kingsley a fake drive in the first place? 192 00:20:06,870 --> 00:20:07,910 No, sir. 193 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,710 You have half a billion dollars in an unmarked account... 194 00:20:10,870 --> 00:20:12,120 ...to use as you see fit. 195 00:20:12,290 --> 00:20:15,540 Plus the original to re-sell later, or use yourself. 196 00:20:15,710 --> 00:20:17,550 Very good. 197 00:20:22,010 --> 00:20:25,050 Liz, I am so, so sorry. 198 00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:28,680 But I can show you pictures to prove I was helping Mr. Foswell. 199 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:30,930 I'm not mad. 200 00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:36,150 Okay, sure, it's too late to go out but at least you showed this time. 201 00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:39,820 I kind of don't deserve you. 202 00:20:39,980 --> 00:20:42,530 You kind of don't. But we'll work on that. 203 00:20:45,570 --> 00:20:48,450 Wow, Gwen is so cool. 204 00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:51,450 I mean, Liz! Liz! 205 00:20:53,330 --> 00:20:55,750 Enough with the gang war already! 206 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:59,090 Auction this! Jump drive that! No one cares! 207 00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:02,130 Police report says the web-head teamed up with Rhino! 208 00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:06,090 -Rogue Spidey-- That's our lead story! -They're the same story! 209 00:21:06,260 --> 00:21:07,720 Got your pictures, partner. 210 00:21:07,890 --> 00:21:09,720 Rhino and Spidey fighting Hammerhead... 211 00:21:09,890 --> 00:21:12,140 ...and Silver Sable to destroy the jump drive... 212 00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:13,560 ...and prevent a gang war! 213 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:18,060 They were? They did? Foswell, where's that story? 214 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:25,450 What do you want, another Pulitzer? I got breaking news to publish. 215 00:21:25,610 --> 00:21:28,410 Out! Out! Out!